The assignment, from P-Fug:
"THIS JUST IN!!!
Bon Scott did not die on Feb 19th 1980 as everyone believed. He in fact pulled off the greatest rock n roll death hoax ever. And we all bought it.
He in fact went into hiding to clean up his act. He quit hitting the bottle, quit his sexing around all the time, and turned his life around finding religion and eating healthy and has now come back to preach Positivity!!! Yay Bon Scott.
This past weekend he murdered Brian Johnson (not a positive thing, but ehh we will let Bon slide on that) so he can “GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER”.
He is here to steer AC/DC away from their old ways of Shaking all night long, doing Dirty Deeds dirt cheap, and heading for a Highway to Hell!! He wants to bring the band back with just as much rock, but with a positive message.. ya know Have a drink of Water on me… For those about to rock for Jesus (we salute you)… hell write a damn AC DC tune about brushing your teeth before bed. Shit if I care! Just write me a positive AC/DC song the way Bon Scott would like it!
Good to have ya back Bon!"
Bon Scott hates procrastinators.
lyrics
Some things, they just can't wait
You put it off, it's gonna be too late
Ain't no need, don't procrastinate
Get on up when there's work to do
Or make a list, put it right in plain view
Only one to make a difference is you
Get on it, get on it
Sometimes you might need a reminder
Or put your chores in a loose-leaf binder
Finish up, then there's time to be kinder
No sports until you finish your school work
A good idea, it's all in the rule book
Then you can dance, maybe do the cool jerk
Get on it, get on it
Did you hear how I played that solo
I didn't wait and I didn't do it slo-mo
I gave it all my get up and go-go
Jody Stephens of Big Star and Luther Russell of the Freewheelers team for a radiant LP packed full of slide guitar and pop smarts. Bandcamp New & Notable Sep 11, 2019